BFD Receives 960 Rolls of TP

Word of the Burlington Fire Department’s financial woes has now, evidently, spread nationwide.

Chief Matt Trexel announced today that his staff took delivery of 960 rolls of toilet paper, a year’s supply, courtesy of the Charmin Company.

One department in each state received the tissue, and Trexel says he was told that his department was “in-need”, although he declined to elaborate.